Google asks Ine, "Do lizards eat plants, grass, spiders, frogs, caterpillars, roaches, fruit, snakes, butterflies, bees…" Plants, spiders, caterpillars, roaches, and fruit all have checkmarks by them, grass, frogs, butterflies, and bees have x's by them, and snakes has several question marks by it. Ine looks at the list, licks his lips and says, "Some of the above! Though you left off pizza, burgers, sushi, cookies, chocolate, peanut butter, ice cream…" Google asks Ine, "Do lizards fart?" Ine opens his mouth to answer but a voice from the side interrupts, shouting, "Yes! They! Do!!" Ine turns around, blushes, and yells, "Shut up Dil!!" Dil answers back, "Aww, blushy stripes!" Google asks Ine, "Do lizards give live birth." Ine holds up a photo of an oblong egg nestled in a blanket, smiles affectionately, and says, "Some do, actually. But most are hatched, including myself."
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Published: Mar 17, 2020
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