Ine points to his face and says, "I've also got to pluck facial feathers every so often." Chris folds his arms and looks incredulously at Ine and says, "Now I know you're making stuff up." Ine glares back at Chris and says, "I am not! Only a few tiny ones, but they're a pain!" Chris smiles and says, "Ah." He imagines a closeup of Ine's face with a full, bushy, red mustache and says, "I figured if you could really grow a full feather-stache you'd have done it by now."
Lark says…
Y’all have heard of Movember, right? I tried it once, and for the life of me I couldn’t grow more than a gross, scraggly, patchwork of hair on my upper lip that looked like I’d only been working on it for maybe a couple days, not a whole month. Poking fun at Ine’s similar inability to grow “facial feathers” was a fun little self-insert! Though I’m glad I get to just shave instead of having to pluck every individual hair! 😬
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Published: Apr 20, 2021
Ine mustache you a question. You know the rest.